The Can


1. a very powerful core unit in the game, total annihilation. the can boasts a giant laser that takes 75 out of your energy reserves to fire.

2. a toilet

3. the (trash) can
1. uh oh, a the can is coming to my base! i need to surrender! surrender! it isn’t working! ahhhhh!

2. bob: hey kenthar, i need to use the can. where is it.
kenthar: next the can – 5 miles south, sucka!

3. he shoots! -throws a balled-up piece of paper at the can- he scores!
a small cr-ppy town in texas about an hour south of dallas on i-45. known primarily for their fruit cakes and the creation of wolf brand chili. the people who live here never leave and end up living in the same trailer park as their parents. this is an extremely proverty stricken town where the people suck the life out of anyone who has money and treat them like total sh-t out of enormous jealousy. it is not unusual for the girls to have at least one child before they get out of high shchool. in the mid-1990’s, mildred high school outside of corsicana had the highest pregnancy rate in the state.
the town is also mentioned in a max stalling song “probably corsicana”
i’m not going to see my parents in the can this weekend. i don’t feel like being around a bunch of socially r-t-rded dumb-sses.
the -ss, the b-ttox of an individual,
jeanna let me hit it in the can!
slang terminology to mean a crackpipe. to indulge in the inhaling of the rock, to have a stone dependancy. stonefiend negro.
that badmans on the can you ghet me?

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