the catty


a nightclub in glasgow, on union street, called the cathouse, that caters for fans of alt-rock, punk, emo, metal, industrial and other simalar music genres. it also acts as a venue for artists within these genres and smaller local bands. it is also the only under-18 nightclub in scotland for fans of the aforementioned styles. it is owned and operated by cpl plc.
“hey, you comin to the catty the night, we’ll get f-cked up?”
“nah man, i’m skint.”
“gayy.”

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