one bad singer and a dj
kiera: omg i’m actually super pumped to see the chainsmokers tonight!
john: being earplugs, cause it ain’t gonna sound like the radio.
a demon child ,mean dzyria hurt my feelings 😢
- za kingu
the name used for g-y p-ss-es who get scared to death after seeing overweight fat men pictures, and cry to the nearest admin, moderator or their s-xual partner to save them. they can usually be found secretly jacking off to g-y p-rn, and also they let their f-ggot s-xual partners f-ck them hard because they’re […]
friendsgiving where you exchange gifts so you don’t have to see those f-ckers during the busiest f-cking month what did frank give you for twistgiving after the cutting of the dry f-cking turkey?
- t*tration position
when you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. next whip out your d-ck and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that sh-t into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink. man […]
- thunder c*ck
a p-n-s that is so powerful it can shock the women while having s-x wow you have a huge thunder c-ck a p-n-s of extraordinary length, girth, power, and magical ability. has the capability of satisfying any woman brett’s thunder c-ck rocked elise’s entire world. she hasn’t been able to walk right for days. to […]