The Chef


a man who hooks up with a lot of grenades.
he cooks the grenades until last second until which they explode, he lets them go.
this man rarely ever goes after anything but a grenade.
cooking is his job, and cooking the grenades is what makes him happy.
generally you’ll find this man at night clubs or every corner you turn where grenades are found.
look at the chef go to work!
the chef is cooking right now!
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n. a scrumptous chef boyardee boxed pizza item purchased for consumption at a man night event, particularly at seth’s house.
anyone hungry? let’s make the chef!

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