The Church of ‘splodinity
the church of ‘splodinity (from the word “‘splode”) is a monotheistic religion. it is the main collective body of ‘splodinites across the world.
the church of ‘splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of ‘splodus of ‘splodezareth as presented in the ‘splode testament. the ‘splodinite faith is essentially faith in ‘splodus as the ‘splodi (or messiah), the son of the great ‘sploder, the savior, the manifestation of the great ‘sploder to humankind (‘splodeanuel), and ‘splode (‘splodweh or the “‘splode lord”) himself.
see also: the great ‘sploder, ‘splodite, ‘sploder, ‘splodinology, ‘splodinity, ‘splodinites, anti-‘splodinity, the ‘splodin delusion, ‘splodinia, ‘splodinopolis, sammy ‘sploder, sally ‘sploder, the ‘splodin vote
“here sir, have a ‘splode news bible and join us at the church of ‘splodinity every sunday morning.”
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