The Contest
a contest to be the first person to remember (and shout) “the contest” after you remember the game.
you can never win the game, but you can win the contest.
person a: that was a stupid game.
person b: …the game.
person c: the contest!
person a: f-ck.
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a game in which partic-p-nts must look up the most horrifying toon p-rn that ruins their childhood memories. the winner is declared when the other contestants childhood memories are completely shattered.
“before the contest, i used to love care bears! now all i can think about is them in a circle jerk.”
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