The Geodude
the s-xual act of having a ferocious w-nk using two rocks with your p-n-s in between them.
can either use smooth rocks or jagged rocks depending on what mood you are in.
-guy 1- omg my d-ck is raw after i did the geodude last night
-guy2- should have used smooth rocks man
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