The Countdown
when the perceived attractiveness of a girl diminishes as she gets closer
guy 1: “hey dude look at this chick walking up, she looks pretty cute”
guy 2: “yeah she looks to be about an 8..wait maybe a 7…6…5…4…3..2..oh god what was that thing?!”
guy 1: “never underestimate the countdown”
the countdown is when you’re receiving oral pleasure from a young lady and she stops to ask you not to slime in her mouth. you agree that’ll you’ll give her a countdown before you do your business, she smiles and carries on. just before you slime you start the countdown from 5 and on the count of 3 you let out a blood curdling scream of ‘in the moo’ and j-z in her mouth while holding onto the back of her head.
i was getting a gammy off of this wee bird last week and i gave her the countdown, she wasn’t impressed.
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