the crack fairy
the crack fairy is a creature that visits people across the land, blowing the magic smoke from burning crack rocks into people’s faces. the crack fairy only vists sporadically, and never on consecutive days, leaving those he visits in a state of constant withdrawl and acting as such.
sheeeet!! that b-tch must be on the crack fairy’s short list, yo! f-ckin’ dingus be acting wacky an’ sheet!
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