The Curtain Rod
when a relationship goes bad and you want it to end fast, you f-ck her in the -ss, blow you load, then pull out your sh-t ridden c-ck and wipe it off on her curtains… then leave.
i wanted to break up with jane last night , but the b-tch gave me such a hard time about it..
so i gave her the curtain rod .she was stuck cleaning those sh-t stains for days…..
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