the dalmatian is a very specific s*x position where two firemend burn each other’s sacks and quickly *j*c*l*t* leaving burned spots behind.
“did you hear about sgt. roy and lt. chester?”
“no, what happened?”
“i smelled fire but i found them doing the dalmatian!”
- food hoe
someone who switches from favorite foods in a short period of time and loves every food; basically everyone “first her favorite was pineapple, and now it’s chocolate , what a food hoe”
- suck a d*ck fred
it means your friend frederik should go suck a d*ck while getting it in the *sshole by hes dad go suck a d*ck fred fred: no eww i aint gay me: yes you are…. fred:true…. it means your friend with the nickname fred should go suck a d*ck while getting it up the *ss me: […]
- lettuce man
when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and sh*t broccoli as well. it wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your *n*s. hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. because i want one.
- joel johnson
a person who thinks that they’re really funny and doesn’t know that they aren’t. “he’s a real joel johnson”