The Dirty Branson
when a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on d-ld- backwards (so the d-ld- is coming out from his back/-ss). the man procedes to have s-x with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.
1. ben: dude, did you hear that chris did the dirty branson last night?
dan: yeah man, but my question is this? why does he own a strap-on?
2. vanessa: i want to partake in a threesome, but i feel like most guys don’t have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.
hannah: why don’t you just convince the guy to do the dirty branson?
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