The Doodles
a polite and cute way of describing diarrhea.
derived from the term “doody” (aka fecal matter, sh-t) and used to describe diarrhea while speaking publicly to family, friends or coworkers without the unpleasant language of describing the act of diarrhea.
sorry i missed out on the office party last night but i had a case of the doodles.
the doodles?
yeah i had the sh-ts but i figured it would be a little nicer to call it the doodles and save you from hearing me describe my overactive bowel and subsequent sh-tting problems.
yankee doodles:
a sports bar in santa monica, ca.
on the 3rd st promonade
billiards, food, booze, and foozeball
ask for sabrina!!!
in conversation:
-yo, you tryin’ ta chill at the doodle tonight?
-nah, that sabrina chick is wack, i’m goin ta q’s
as a statement:
brad is the big pimp at the doodle
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