a team of gay men that get together for s*x and drain each others b*lls.
i’ve been looking for two nice men to take care of my blue b*lls. i guess it’s time to hit the internet and call up the drain team!
- the leaking taco
when you are c*mming, and it leaks out of your p*n*s like sour cream out of a taco. “did you like your when i leaked out on u i mean the leaking taco, babe.”
- the nathan touch
an incurable social disease which leads to small d*ck syndrome “omg i just got the nathan touch i’am socially dead”
- the thanksgiving slasher
when you m*st*rb*t* into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner. joe: bro i gotta finish real quick. tyler: alright finish in the turkey so we can have the thanksgiving slasher for dinner. joe: right on bro!
- tissue angel
the remains after a man has m*st*rb*t*d and *j*c*l*t*d into a tissue or paper towel. dude, you knew i was coming over . you could have cleaned up all the tissue angels .