The Drunk Lottery
finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.
grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. she was a little too stoked. like she won the drunk lottery.
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