The Facebook Stalk
a sneaky way to see b–by pics via the facebook.
bro: brah, have you seen kadie’s b–bies?
brah: no, but i have a fat b-n-r at the moment thinking about them
bro: dude, just do the facebook stalk.
brah: its at an ultra-bone state now.
bro: those are nice aren’t they.
brah: delicious as toaster strudels.
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