The Flying Dyson
the act of putting your flaccid p-n-s in an dyson airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.
the phenomenon was first described by a norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another norwegian comedian in early 2016.
i really wish i owned a dyson airblade, so i could perform the flying dyson daily.
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