The Friend
(v) 1. when you m-st-rb-t- until your p-n-s bleeds
2. when you use fine grained sand paper to rub off callouses on your p-n-s in the hopes that masturbation once again feels good
3. sprinkling salt on ones p-n-s so that it shrivels up and can fit in small holes such as the hole in the middle of cds
4. any self-mutilating excessive masturbation
1. i need a band-aid because i just gave myself the friend
2. let’s go to home depot. i wanna give myself the friend later
3. my p-n-s looks like a slug when i do the friend
4. that fool has a frankenc-ck from doing the friend too much
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