The Lonely Redneck
when one consumes alcohol and molests a piece of taxidermy.
the lonely redneck has had no luck with the ladies tonight, and he’s way too drunk to catch anything that is alive…
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mentioned by topher in workaholics. “it’s like the playboy mansion but much more doper.” filled with hot ladies who have major c-ke problems. guy 1: yo you going to the penthouse penthouse? guy 2: yeah dude, i heard you can pee on the floor there.
- The Polish Vacuum
the act of having very short bursts of -n-l s-x to build up air in the -n-s, while listening to a fast tempo polka. man, i was blowing farts for hours after tony gave me the polish vacuum. i was louder than the accordion!
- The Presser
defecating onto a plate or piece of tin foil then leaving it on a door step, kitchen counter, etc…. for others to find… dude, i walked out this morning and someone had done the presser on our door step last night…. very f-cked up….
- The Schmoits
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- The Scottish Parliament
a pathetic waste of english taxpayers money. your english so you cant have your own parliament, but you can spend £400,000,000 on a spanking new one for the scots.