The Funnel Cake
when a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all -j-c-l-t- into the funnel, getting most of the j-zz into funnel but some on her face.
blake – “dude, me and my friends, did the funnel cake onto this one chick, chaya, last night.”
trevor – “how was it man?”
blake – “good, but she choked a little bit.”
david – “i think they killed her.”
when two mexicans are going at it. and the guy’s grandfather walks in and gets so turned on by the sight that the last of his c-m(which is old and powdery) shoots all over them. in result. you see what looks like a funnel cake.
“ayyyy holmmeeesss! me and my girl got funnel caked last night. it was cochinoooo ehhhh”
the funnel cake… dun dun dun dunnnnnn!
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