the fwoyz noogz
a collection of terms -ssociated with, and often used for the same exclamatory reasons as the fwoym. these terms include, but are not limited to: the dow, jonas, bonus, bronus, faces, places, michael fedele and steve davis.
yo, diga dow. yo, have you heard about the fwoyz noogz? you mean the real steve davis?
i’m about to jonas myself; jonas this bonus.
afwoym! the faceplace? oh, i’m really really great.
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