the gay

the non-existant malady that one catches by being around h-m-s-xuals (males especially).
“yo, john went to san francisco, and now he has a boyfriend; he must have caught the gay!”
to act queer and frequently engage in halfway head turns and touch oneself’s neck. not to be confused with h-m-s-xuals, who are respected.
“man n-gg-, dat george was doing the gay!” “he want it up the b-tt dawg.”
when someone smokes marijuana or under the influence of anything else, and they start turning h-m-s-xual.
after smoking a bowl
-aaron-: starts touching my lap
-john-: aaron you have the gays ! snap out of it
-aaron-: holy sh-t dude, sorry !
(proper noun; more commonly used as the adjective ‘gay’ with a lowercase g)
the phenomenon that results from poor time management and out-of-touch decision-making of leaders in a bureaucratic work environment, particularly the military, which produces urgent requirements for inane, redundant, or counter-productive tasks, often at the expense of overall morale and welfare.
mr: “cut the gr-ss this afternoon.”
joe: “we just cut the gr-ss yesterday.”
mr: “yes, but they wanted us to cut it today, so do it again.”
joe: “gee, that’s gay.”

dude: “hey, we just finished packing all of the shipping containers in five hours. everyone worked fast because it’s friday.”
mr: “oh, well they said that there’s a new form they want us to use for the shipping doc-mentation, so we’ll have to unpack it all and repack it again before anyone goes home today.”
dude: “wow, the gay strikes again.”

mr: “i saw your draft for turnover operations next week. it doesn’t match the guidance from the memo they put out today.”
dude: “but the deadline for the plans was three days ago, and i had my plan done on time.”
john: “yeah, but this memo today details the guidelines you have to follow in your plan, so you have to redo it all.”
dude: “gay.”
this phrase means that you are gay but putting the in front means that your gay to the core.
i cant belive arturo betrayed u hes the gay
(n); double-stack of pillows usually glued tightly together because of overuse; never separated and always together one on top of the other, like a gay couple
related to the “three sisters” group of pillows found on my fiance’s side of the bed.
jordan: i have had it with the three sisters. they take up the whole bed. move your lesbian pillow pack
spence: oh you and the gays be quiet.
the gay is a mysterious phenomenon that is observed prior to incidents of -ssf-cking.
tim joins the navy
he rides on the back of the man train
tim’s got the gay!

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