The Great American Challenge
a compet-tion, often held at the end of college finals week, in which teams of four attempt to first consume a 30 pack of beer, then an eighth of an ounce of marijuana, then two large pizzas, and then finish a 100 piece puzzle.
penalties, usually time, are imposed for spilling beer or vomiting.
variations on the rules exist:
the beer can be a 36 pack instead of a 30.
the amount of marijuana is sometimes reduced to 2 grams.
the puzzle is sometimes more pieces, depending on how long the partic-p-nts want the compet-tion to last.
also, some compet-tions change the order of events to account for the beer before bong rule (that’s just wrong).
another variation exists wherein the teams begin in the morning, can drink, smoke, and eat simultaneously, and then once everything has been consumed, may move on to a 1,000 piece puzzle. the teams have until midnight (or in some cases, sunrise of the next day) to complete the challenge. in this variation, the challenge is more geared toward “getting it done” than racing and can be performed by a single team of four if desired.
“hey man, do you want to take the great american challenge?”
“the d-ld-?”
“no, the other one.”
“f-ck yeah!”
the largest d-ld- known to mankind. it averages approx. 14 inches long and is from 2 1/4 to 2 3/4 inches around.
did you hear about debbie?
no what happened?
she was killed after using the great american challenge.
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