The Harry Potter Houses
there are four houses, or groups, at the entirely real school named hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.
also known as harry potter’s school, because for some reason everyone likes that kid.
anyway, the houses are:
gryffindor (brave)
hufflepuff (hard-working, and good finders of course)
ravenclaw (smart)
slytherin (cunning)
the harry potter houses defined by each house.
defined by gryffindors:
h- what the f-ck is a good finder? f-ck ’em
r- bunch of nerds
s- bunch of racist, elitest sn-bs. f-ck ’em
defined by slytherins:
h- what the f-ck is a good finder? f-ck ’em!
r- bunch of “smart” nerds, wasting their intelligence. f-ck ’em
g- bunch of impure f-cks. f-ck ’em
defined by ravenclaws:
g- bunch of immature f-cks. f-ck ’em
h- bunch of self righteous -ssholes. f-ck ’em
s- bunch of ignorant f-cks. f-ck ’em
defined by hufflepuffs:
g- pretty cool, daring guys.
r- pretty cool, smart guys.
s- pretty cool, sly guys.
h: hey guys wanna be friends? and btw a good finder means a person finds the good in people, not the bad
g, r, and s: shut the f-ck up you annoying f-ck
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