the holy jesus
for people into sh-t fetishes this ones for you after a long period of -n-l f-cking a bird that had a bad case of the sh-ts you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in sh-t causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy sh-t and jesus
oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus
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