the jack
1. another term for the clap or gonorrhea
2. from the popular ac/dc ditty “the jack”.
1. i’m sorry sharon, but it seems you have acute gonorrhea. if you stopped sleeping around maybe you wouldnt f-ckin have the jack; dig?
2. poker face was her name/poker face was her nature/poker straight was her game/if she knew she could get you/she played ’em fast/and she played ’em hard/she could close her eyes/and feel every card
the phone in prison.
“never get caught up wit beef over the jack, it aint worth it.”
the syndrome that is induced from eating hungry jacks (burger king)
that double whopper and cheese has given me an intense case of the jacks……. i gotta go take a dump
getting a girl up the -ss and right before one is about to c-m pull out and put it in here mouth. upon putting it in her mouth scream, “i like pain” and then have the girl give you some teeth.
last night i did “the jack” with rick’s mom and it didn’t even hurt this time!
strong s-xual arousal induced by sighting a beautiful girl wearing skimpy clothing.
man, did you see vanessa in those shorty-shorts?
she gave me a severe case of the jacks!
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