The Judge
the judge is a s-xual position where the female lays on her back and the male places his b-lls in the females mouth. the male then begins slapping the female on the forehead with his p-n-s and shouts guilty, guilty, guilty!!!
example:
i heard logan giving his girlfriend the judge last night. i could tell by the noise of him shouting guilty and the distinct red mark on her forehead when she walked out of his room.
n. slang for male genitalia.
she really thinks her stuff doesn’t stink, she needs to “talk to the judge.”
a sub species of the grizzly bear, native to michigan. it is less hairy than normal bears and is usually covered in multiple tattoos and piercings.
frequently the judge can be seen roaming in a beat-up bmw looking for places to forage to find food and beer.
the judge is known to party like the animal it is and then p-ss out instantly no matter how inconvenient the situation or location may be.
major interests of the judge include socio-anarchy, feminism, punk rock and diy activities.
it is rumored that a member from the band bangerrang is actually a judge.
‘last night i came home and i found the judge on my couch!’
‘last night i came home and found the judge p-ssed out on my kitchen floor!’
‘last night i came home and i found the judge on my couch!’
‘last night i came home and found the judge p-ssed out on my kitchen floor!’
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