The Mort Goldman
the mort goldman (taken from the character mort goldman on family guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their -ss …..
this motherf-cker was p-ssin’ me off so i pulled the mort goldman on him and now he can’t walk right …..
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