The King Kong
during s-x, when the male is about to j-zz, he sits up and j-zzes on his chest then proceeds to beat his chest like king kong (also making gorilla sounds).
jack: “hey kevin, how was your woman last night?”
kevin: “i felt pretty dominant during intercourse so i decided to finish with the king kong.”
jack: “nice.”
she puts a banana up her b-tt, you put your d-ck in her vag, while wearing a monkey suit.
the king kong was the best s-x of my life, let’s do it again.
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