The Knapp
a highly contagious std that doesn’t necessarily do anything. once contracted the victim has a highly increased chance of getting dangerous stds. the knapp is contracted through any form of p-n-s to v-g-n- contact with any other victim. side effects of the knapp are lowered self esteem, occasional mocking, and a significantly reduced chance of ever getting laid again.
dude, did you hear about ethan getting the knapp?
i can’t believe topher has the knapp
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