The Lazy Eye
if a girl p-sses out on you right before you have s-x, and instead of continuing you m-st-rb-t- and spray your manhood on her face. then when she wakes up in the morning the c-m will be caked on her eye so that it cannot be opened. this is the lazy eye.
when she got up….robin couldn’t open her eye for some reason. she had been a victim of the lazy eye. get a warm washcloth girl.
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