when you are c*mming, and it leaks out of your p*n*s like sour cream out of a taco.
“did you like your when i leaked out on u i mean the leaking taco, babe.”
- the nathan touch
an incurable social disease which leads to small d*ck syndrome “omg i just got the nathan touch i’am socially dead”
- the thanksgiving slasher
when you m*st*rb*t* into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner. joe: bro i gotta finish real quick. tyler: alright finish in the turkey so we can have the thanksgiving slasher for dinner. joe: right on bro!
- tissue angel
the remains after a man has m*st*rb*t*d and *j*c*l*t*d into a tissue or paper towel. dude, you knew i was coming over . you could have cleaned up all the tissue angels .
- t*t s*ckler
michael lewis speck. a grown boy who still suckles at his mom’s t*t. a grown male who doesn’t realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apr*n strings. a boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy. a boy who […]