the linebacker
this is a slightly modified version of the dirty sanchez. it is performed after a male pulls his finger out of his partner’s -n-l cavity and proceeds to apply the fecal matter below the b-tch’s eyes, thus making her resemble a linebacker. best used in the daytime so the b-tch can see when she’s catching some b-lls to the face.
yo dawg i was h-tting your sister last night and whipped my finger out and gave her the linebacker.
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