this is the process in which one day you eat plenty of hot food, then the following day you have a hot bath to make your b-lls saggy, fill the toilet with toilet paper and then have a sh-t. you then flush the toilet and because of the toilet paper blocking it, the poo rises and surrounds your ball sack making it look like a malteser.
john: “why are you eating so much curry steve”
steve: “i’m preparing to do the malteser tomorrow”
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- catch b*lls
singaporean phrase. it refers to anyone who is smart and have a high level of comprehension kevin catches a lot of ball. he catched a lot of b-lls kevin catch b-lls
- reverse hombre
69 performed after each party performs the salute from three amigos dusty bottoms and lucky day are the most experienced in the reverse hombre
- hot pocket straw
when you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a bl-w j-b and they get a snack. i gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.
a person who is cuddle-able and comforting. i was upset so i went to my schmooshy for some love.