The Mummy
the action of a man -j-c-l-t-ng (c-mming) on a womans lips as she is sleeping. as the s-m-n dries throughout the night, the dried -j-c-l-t- will seal close the womans mouth..when the woman awakes she will not be able to talk or open her mouth.. she will grunt and moan like a mummy.
“my wife came home drunk from the bar and woulnt blow me. so i decided to give her the mummy, b-tch!”
while getting an awful bl-wj-b, you c-m in both of her eyes and while she proceeds to get up and search for a towel she will look like a mummy.
dude last night valeria was giving me a bad bj so i gave her the mummy and it took her 5 minutes to find a towel.
while defecating, you wrap your hand in toilet paper as if it were being mummified. you then proceed to wipe back hand and forehand. then bam, youre done.
connor: how was your sh-t, bro? it sounded nasty. you gonna shower?
ben: naw man, i pulled the mummy.
disgusting s-xual act in which you dig up a female corpse, put your mouth over the v-g-n-, punch the stomach, and eat whatever comes out.
oh man, i definetly pulled a mummy on that dead hooker we dug up.
when a guy shoots a magnificent load all over a girls body and waits till she falls asleep to blot the area with tissues. when the girl awakes she will be wrapped in tissues resembling a mummy.
“after 2 weeks of not shooting my load i decided to go out and stalk and f-ck. i found some dummy, took her home, and performed the mummy.”
when your at a party or a large gathering of people, you find a girl thats p-ssed out, get a bunch of condoms and guys and bust on them, when this is done you lay them across the p-ssed out girl’s body practically wrappings her up with them.
some stupid b-tch p-ssed out at the party and about 16 dudes gave her the mummy.
a s-xual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. the individual must place their mouth over the v-g-n-l orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual’s mouth. the result in their mouth must be swallowed.
also known as a stanley steamer.
nolan: after that mummy i gave max’s grandma i had the taste of black licorice in my mouth for months!
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