The “Name” Effect
when a person is dumped by an ex and then he or she starts acting differently than how he or she would normally act.
john mayer has the “jen” effect. he stopped shaving after jennifer aniston broke his heart.
“the “name” effect” << replace name with the name of the person who broke your heart.
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