an incurable social disease which leads to small d*ck syndrome
“omg i just got the nathan touch i’am socially dead”
- the thanksgiving slasher
when you m*st*rb*t* into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner. joe: bro i gotta finish real quick. tyler: alright finish in the turkey so we can have the thanksgiving slasher for dinner. joe: right on bro!
- tissue angel
the remains after a man has m*st*rb*t*d and *j*c*l*t*d into a tissue or paper towel. dude, you knew i was coming over . you could have cleaned up all the tissue angels .
- t*t s*ckler
michael lewis speck. a grown boy who still suckles at his mom’s t*t. a grown male who doesn’t realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apr*n strings. a boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy. a boy who […]
one who gains s*xual stimulation from watching a woman swallow his tie whilst still around his neck. “my boss is a wierdo, probably a topnotcher too”