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• the nods

  “the nods” is a state which every narcotic user (especially heavy narcotics, such as heroin) yearns for. it is the state in which you drift in and out of conciousness for possibly several hours on end, and is -ssociated with the state of “nirvana”. it’s literally to the point where you feel so good you […]

• technophiliac

  someone who “loves” his/her computer. a relationship with a computer would be a case of technophilia. tom: man i really love my computer. dave: you dirty technophile tom: i have a problem 🙁 someone who has s-xual intercourse with machines alan – so whys dave got a robot bent over a table and appears to […]

• The Owen Scale

  the rating scale used by duke university alumna karen owen to rate the quality of her s-xual partner/experience. the ten-point scale consists of eight areas of -n-lysis: physical attractiveness, size, talent, aggressiveness, entertainment, athletic ability, and bonus. you should definitely hook up with shane. we went back to his place last tuesday and he’s definitely […]

• THE PATRONI HAT TRICK

  is when when you go on a first date with a girl and you take the girl to a movie, mcdonalds and she gives you felatio in your car at the end of the date lol joey:where did you go on your date last night ?? mario: nothing special i gave her the patroni hat […]

• The piccolo player is a motherfucker

  used to describe when a person is not fully in a conversation or walks in on a conversationa dn only catches the end of them conversation or the last sentence. don walks in the room. “and she ws like ‘h-ll yeah i ride those too.’” jake states “what?!” don asks. “the piccolo player is a […]

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