The Nutty Professor
–noun, singular; similar to the bodyshot; the b-llsack is stretched and pulled slightly downward to create a bowl-like enclosure. a shot is then poured into the temporary enclosure and consumed by a cl-ssy woman.
the nutty professor: “i threw a formal dinner party last night. since i was the host of the party, it was common courtesy to give out nutty professor’s to every female guest.”
when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some p-ssy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like buddy love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into professor klump.
after a long abstinent semester of college, lance was hard-up for some b-tt. with the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. he then woke up to discover he was a victim of the nutty professor
when one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutb-tter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.
i was rubin one out in the peanutb-tter but then i had to call it quits cause the nutty professor walked in.
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