The Ol’ Knife Fork and Spoon
1) a word for a s-xual practice that doesn’t mean anything.
2) a reference to s-x that isn’t crude
the following s-xual induendo’s are real and make sence:
the angry dragon
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the spiderman
but no matter how you try and think about it ‘the ol’ knife fork and spoon’ can not be thought of as dirty.
slang replacement in the play “the temple” because “the ol’ crab stick doggystyle” was deemed to explicit.
laurie: give her the ol’ knife fork & spoon eh!! haha
audience member1: oh thats disgusting!
audience member2: quite right!
audience member3: what the f-ck does it mean?
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