The Pinocchio
the pinocchio- you must first place your b-lls over the victims eyes like you would for the arabian goggles. the next part is crucial and the most difficult you must get and erection and put it over the recipients nose giving the allusion that his nose is long and hard.
tom-“did you see that picture? my nose looks quite long when i sleep on my badk”
nick-“that wasn’t your nose you idiot you that was my erection, i gave you the pinocchio.
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