The Pot
the most amazing song in the world, by the american group of gods referred to as tool. if you don’t plan on listening to this -rg-smic song, you are a bob marley wannabe mother f-cker and therefore should kill yourself.
guy 1: hey man, have you listened to the pot?
guy 2: the what?
guy 1: kangaroo done hung the juror, b-tch!
guy 2: oh, sorry. i’m gonna go shoot myself.
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