The Temple of Gremace and the Hamburglar


a religion of worshiping the mcdonald’s characters gremace (the big purple guy) and the hamburglar (that gay thief guy). this religion involves you having to go to temple every day at 2am or you will be tracked down and killed. to join this religion you must cut your wrist over a bible letting the blood drip over it while you eat a hamburger from a pretic-p-ting mcdonald’s only $.99 and while you are there you should try monopoly at mcdonald’s where you have a 1 in 4 chance of winning, just saying.
lets go to the temple of gremace and the hamburglar and slit our wrists!

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