The Pretzel
f-cking oneself with own feet thus looking like a pretzel.
“oh, man. i was with sally last night, we were having s-x, then she did the pretzel!”
“no way, dude! how did she do it?!”
“i don’t know, but it was way hot.”
s-x love cute
doin the pretzel to a girl is when you put your d-ck in a pretzel and stick it in her puuuussssaaaaayy!
akhtar: “so dude i was at a party and this babe was all over petroski and you know what she said… tell em petroski”
petroski: “she was like petroski why don’t you turn your d-ck into a pretzel and stick it up my puuusssssaaaayy!”
thats “the pretzel”
the pretzel is the practice of a girl p–ping halfway.the male then gives the p–p head then shoves it back into the girls b-tt.
“please will you do the pretzel with me?”
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