The Pussy-Dig
ladies have you ever been c-ckslapped feeling lost and ashamed? looking for revenge? the only possible alternative for females as foul and degrading as the c-ckslap is the p-ssy-dig in which a female inserts index and middle finger into her v-g-n- digging and collecting ladyc-m then proceeds to jam them in the males nostrils. punishment served.
dude i’ve been smelling fish for a week after that bitter b-tch gave me the p-ssy-dig
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