the Quick Stop
its on leonard ave in the jersey sh-r- town of leonardo. red bank is the site of the stash, aka jay & silent bob’s secret stash, kevin smith’s store.
last time i went to the quick stop i got lost on route 36 and almost ended up in the ocean.
the convenience store made famous in the jersey trilogy of films by kevin smith. it is the hang out of jay and silent bob and work place of dante. next door to the quick stop is rst video where randal works. it is actually in leonardo and not red bank, which is what many people think.
dante: i’m stuck in this pit, earning less than slave wages, working on my day off, dealing with every backward f-ck on the planet, the godd-mn steel shutters are locked all day, i smell like shoe polish, i’ve got an ex-girlfriend who’s catatonic after f-cking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six d-cks.
randal: thirty-seven.
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