The Real Homie
better then a best friend, a person that is there for you when you need them the most. a person you can tell anything too, no matter how strange. if they’re of opposite s-x they can have guy discussions by simply uttering/texting “guy mode” and vice versa. even if they are upset with one another they still have the other persons back. ultimately, being called the real homie is the greatest thing one can call a true real -ss person. at the end of the day, yall friends for life.
maria is the real homie, because she puts up kevin’s bs. why does kevin bs? because he thinks her reactions are funny, but sometimes they can backfire.
kevin is the real homie, because he can make maria laugh/smile when she’s angry/sad/upset.
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