The Roger Nowell


the roger nowell is the insertion of a p-n-s in every orifice(hole) on a female body. or male depending on your s-xual preference.
the roger nowell has been universally recognised as the number 1. move in seducing a human/animal.
for example, you are walking along minding your own business and you see a girl/boy who catches your eye. what do you do? you go over, start talking, give them a wink and say “hey, you look like the type of person who would appreciate the roger nowell”

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