the saltshaker
the act of filling ones gaping -n-s with cocaine and then crouching above someone’s open mouth and farting
“dude jordan gave me the best saltshaker last night”
“oh man i love the saltshaker but it’s so hard to get cocaine”
“yeah we used icing sugar instead”
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