the sexican


a drunk ridiculous mexican. one who pees in people’s soap dispensers and closets. one who loves kiss and rush and death metal. one whom exhibits the underage buying and drinking of alcohol right after exiting alcohol abuse cl-ss.
one who wanted to tame the booffalo with sloppy seconds. one who will fight to the end for a friend.
the s-xican is half white, half mexican, and fully intoxicated.

the s-xican bought beer underage successfully for six years under the alias chris.

after 10 years the s-xican finally shaved his mustache in panama city for some random girl. “who the h-ll is that dirty mexican without a mustache!”

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